On the phone with Google (somewhere in India)

I have repeated myself 10x and the person repeats everything back then wants to patronize me.

I say, “put someone else on the phone, life is too short to talk to you.”

Google rep: “Mr Robert I can help you Sir.”

Me: “No you can’t, I had to repeat everything over and over again, now put someone else on the phone“

Google rep: “Mr Robert please bare with me”

Me: “I’m done with you, find someone else, hell put the dog barking in the background on the phone I don’t care.”

Google rep: “Sir I will find someone to help you.”
{puts me on hold for 5 mins, probably looking for the dog to put on the phone}

Google rep: “Sorry Sir I could not find anyone to help you”

Me: “Keep looking“
{they hung up}

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