Hi Rob, we would like to set up a demonstration of our services with you.

Me: Why?

Them: We believe we can help you automate your social media, email and CRM systems.

Me: How’d you hear about me?

Them: We have people that scroll the internet.

Me: What’s your website?

{shares website with me, probably shouldn’t have as I basically ripped the SEO apart.

Them: The site is still being built out.

Me: Then why share it?

Them: You asked.

Me: $49.95 for your middle package seems on par with what other systems like yours are doing, but the $3000 fee to set up the account is ridiculous.

Them: The rep doing the demo has the power to waive that fee if he/she chooses.

Me: Why would they if they are working on commission?

Them: Good question, I’ll get back to you on that.

{me jumping on their Facebook page}

Me: So I’m on your Facebook page and I see you don’t post everyday. In fact your last post was 5 days ago and the one before that was 3 days prior and it looks like you post on average every 3-4 days.

Them: Yes, we are working on that

Me: Yet, you want me to say YES to buying into your system that seems incomplete and ill-prepared to post for me.

Them: Sir, that’s why we would like to schedule a demonstration.

Me: I teach my clients to post to their social media pages consistently. At least once a day. This helps them connect to their audience and build trust.

Them: Trust us, we know what we are doing, and…

{click, me hanging up}

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.