Scammer calling…
You know me…I must answer it.
It’s a credit card scammer wanting to offer me 0% interest.
Sir, I see you pressed 1 to get the lower interest rate (says in a think foreign accent – most likely Pakistani)
Me: Yes, I did. Could I ask who I’m speaking to?
Scammer: My name is Michael Allen.
Me: You don’t sound like a Michael Allen.
Scammer: Really, who do I sound like?
Me: You sound more like Abdul, Kazem, Mujeeb, Sayid or Wahid but not a Michael.
Scammer: Okay, do you know what this all about?
Me: Yes
Scammer: It’s about lowering your interest rate on your credit cards.
Me: No that’s not it.
Scammer: Sure it is.
Me: Nope, try again.
Scammer: Sir, what do you think this is about?
Me: Glad you asked…it’s really about me keeping you on the phone and wasting your time so you don’t scam others.
Scammer: F-You
Me: {Maniacal laughter}
-Scammer hangs up, calls back a minute later and leaves a message calling me a bhenchod (Pakistani curse word) –
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