Scammer calling…

You know me…I must answer it.
It’s a credit card scammer wanting to offer me 0% interest.

Sir, I see you pressed 1 to get the lower interest rate (says in a think foreign accent – most likely Pakistani)

Me: Yes, I did. Could I ask who I’m speaking to?

Scammer: My name is Michael Allen.

Me: You don’t sound like a Michael Allen.

Scammer: Really, who do I sound like?

Me: You sound more like Abdul, Kazem, Mujeeb, Sayid or Wahid but not a Michael. 

Scammer: Okay, do you know what this all about?

Me: Yes

Scammer: It’s about lowering your interest rate on your credit cards.

Me: No that’s not it.

Scammer: Sure it is.

Me: Nope, try again.

Scammer: Sir, what do you think this is about?

Me: Glad you asked…it’s really about me keeping you on the phone and wasting your time so you don’t scam others.

Scammer: F-You

Me: {Maniacal laughter}

-Scammer hangs up, calls back a minute later and leaves a message calling me a bhenchod (Pakistani curse word)

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