Hi Sir this is Cindy at American Financial Center calling to see if you need more money?
Me: well Cindy I’m glad you called
Cindy: we help Americans like you keep more of the money they earn.
Me: well thats nice
Cindy: Sir, do you work?
Me: well, you can say that.
Cindy: what is it that you do Sir?
Me: I rob banks for a living?
Cindy: well Sir, that’s nice, we can help you save the money you earn at your bank job.
Me: really, wow, so you gonna help me launder the money then?
Cindy: Sir, I’m not certain what you said.
Me: Oh, I think you heard me…I rob banks and I need you to launder the money okay.
Cindy: Sir, do you owe money to any credit cards?
Me: well, do you mean my own credit cards or the money that I charge to other people’s cards?
Cindy: Sir how much total do you think you owe?
Me: oh, from all the cards I scammed from people all over the globe about 5 million
Cindy: is that on 1 or more cards
Me: oh, about 300 of them
Cindy: do you know the interest you are paying?
Cindy: well Sir, I don’t think you really need our service
Me: what gave it away?
HAHA, wasting yet another scammers time.
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