Chris Nelson from Green Energy Group wants to sell me Solar to help lower my electric rate.

Unfortunately for Chris Nelson I know that he is using a computerized voice prompt system tied to an Indian call center. 

And I basically wasted 10 minutes of the scammers time by asking him the stupidest questions I could think of. 

  • “Can I cook food directly on the panels?” 
  • “When it rains do I need to go up on the roof and cover the panels so they don’t get wet?”
  • “Should I chop down my neighbors tree if it’s blocking my solar panel?”
  • “Do they come in different colors? I think yellow solar panels would look cool.”

The scam caller wanted my exact address so he could verify via Google Maps if indeed I had a big enough roof and or yard to install the panels. 

Hah, I gave him the address of a trailer park 30 miles away.

He told me to stop wasting his time.

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