Oh goody the Marriott travel scammers are calling…

you know me, I have to answer…

Me: Hola, como esta?

Scammer: Hi, err, please hold…

{ a minute later}

Scammer: Hi who do I have the privilege of speaking to?

Me: Mi nombre es Roberto

{they hung up, apparently they only try to scam you if you speak English}

Not more than 2 hours later I received a call from Hilton with a new travel deal…

Me: Hello

Scammer: Hi Sir you’ve been selected to receive a great travel offer from Hilton Hotels 

Me: Really?

Scammer: With vacation travel available in Orlando, Cancun, California and more, doesn’t that sound wonderful.

Me: Been there, done that.

Scammer: Sir, we are offering a 90% savings off the regular travel prices with food and alcohol all included.

Me: I don’t drink or eat

Scammer: Wonderful Sir, you will have such a great time.

Me: If you say so.

Scammer: Oh I do, now Sir this fantastic deal is good for up to 4 people, who do you normally travel with…your wife, kids, friends.

Me: Something like that.

Scammer: Well, Sir which one is it.

Me: Which one what?

Scammer: Who do you normally travel with?

Me: Hamsters

{the scammer hung up}

My wife overheard the whole conversation and busted out laughing. 

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