Such ridiculousness…

Went to the grocery store to buy a few things and decided to get a bottle of Muccinex just in case we need it.

Get to the check out and the cashier wants my ID.

Me: Why do you need my ID?

Cashier: To deter you from making meth.

Me: Huh?

Cashier: You might use the Muccinex in the production of meth.

Me: Not sure how my ID will help you determine if I’m a meth-head.

Cashier: We will know how to find you.

Me: Scanning my grocery card at the beginning of this transaction gives you all my info anyway.

Cashier: I dunno, just following the rules.

So I walk out look at my teenage kids and say, “guess we aren’t making meth today.”

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