Olivia a robotic voice system from Visa/Mastercard Services (aka scammers) is calling and telling me to Press 1 to speak to a liv person.

{Me pressing 1}

Scammer: Sir did you press 1 to get a lower interest rate.
Me: Are you a liv person?
Scammer: Excuse me Sir.
Me: Well your voice prompt system said to press 1 for a liv person, is that you?
Scammer: It’s not a liv person it’s a live person.
Me: Why did she say “Liv”?
Scammer: F-You.
Me: Bwahahaha
Scammer: Oh it’s you.
Me: Darn skippy, and thanks for entertaining me.
Scammer: I don’t know why we even call you.
Me: Oh come on, you know you like me wasting your time. It’s the highlight of your day.
Scammer: F-You

{he hung up}

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