Email Hell

Hey Rob…we noticed you didn’t reply to our last email…so we attached it below so you don’t miss out twice.

Me: Unsubscribe.

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, we noticed you unsubscribed from our list…did you mean to do that?

Me replying: YES.

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, thank you for your reply, we have added you back to our newsletter, thank you for returning.

Me: Unsubscribe

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, we noticed you unsubscribed from our list…did you mean to do that?

Me thinking: <OMG am I in Email Hell or something? This is ridiculous>

Me: Remove Me From Your SPAM List

Twenty minutes later…

Rob we have removed your email address from the Spam list you will remain on our other lists unless we hear from you.

Me ready to scream: <What the bloody hell, someone is going to die>