Hey Rob…we noticed you didn’t reply to our last email…so we attached it below so you don’t miss out twice.

Me: Unsubscribe.

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, we noticed you unsubscribed from our list…did you mean to do that?

Me replying: YES.

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, thank you for your reply, we have added you back to our newsletter, thank you for returning.

Me: Unsubscribe

Twenty minutes later…

Rob, we noticed you unsubscribed from our list…did you mean to do that?

Me thinking: <OMG am I in Email Hell or something? This is ridiculous>

Me: Remove Me From Your SPAM List

Twenty minutes later…

Rob we have removed your email address from the Spam list you will remain on our other lists unless we hear from you.

Me ready to scream: <What the bloody hell, someone is going to die>

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience. Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 30 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more. Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business. Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.