Conversation with Shaw tech support after 3 days of our internet connection dropping…

Tech guy: “Have you reset your modem?”

Me: “Many times.”

Tech guy: “Okay, well, do you want to wait a few hours and see if it improves?”

Me: “After 3 days, are faeries going to fly in through my windows and fix it?”

Tech guy: “Uhhh…. no….”

Me: “Then I guess we don’t need to wait a few hours, do we.”

*submitted by Heather V. Stevens

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