Rob I see you left my Facebook group, can I ask why?

{FB chat I received}

Me: I’m self-isolating.

Them: What?

Me: I’m social-distancing myself from your group.

Them: What?

Me: You keep using that word.

Them: Sorry, I’m not understanding why you left.

Me: Does it really matter?

Them: Yes, it does.

Me: Why?

Them: Well I need to know if it was something I did, something someone else did or you just don’t find the group beneficial anymore.

Me: Yes.

Them: To which part?

Me: All of it.

Them: I don’t understand.

Me: And that’s why I left, plus you seem needy.

Them: What?

Me: There you go with that word again.

Them: Since you left my group we can’t be friends now.

Me: Okay, works for me.

Them: Don’t you care?

Me: No not really, go away.

Them: But we have been Facebook friends for a long time.

Me: Apparently not anymore.

Them: I just don’t understand any of this.

Me: Okay, let me summarize…I left your group, you questioned me on leaving your group, then said we are no longer Facebook friends, I said fine, and now you are questioning your actions.

Them: No, I’m questioning yours.

Me: So you did understand what was going on?

Them: Fine go, I give you permission to leave my group.

Me: Well thank you Your Royal Highness

Them: F-You

{then he blocked me}

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