Hi Sir I see you pressed 1 and are responding to the offer to lower your credit card interest is that correct.

Me: of course

Well, I see in our records that you live in New Jersey.

Me: If you say so.

How much would you say is outstanding on your credit cards?

Me: Is that not in your records?

Sir, in order for us to help you we need to get an idea of how much you owe.

Me: (incoherent mumbling, no actual number given)

Wow Sir, $50 thousand dollars. And how many cards is that from?

Me: 1

One card Sir, wow thats impressive.

Me: If you say so.

Is that a Visa or MasterCard?

Me: American Express Black Card

Sir just to clarify, you have $50,000 on your Amex Black Card

Me: and?

<At this point I could tell this person was giddy that they found a sucker to scam.>

Sir, can you tell me how much you pay monthly on your Amex Black Card?

Me: probably more than you make a month

Sir, can you tell me what percentage interest you pay?

Me: no idea, I just pay the bill every month

Sir, can you read the last 4 digits of the card to me so we can match it with your records?

Me: I can’t


Me: Because it’s a new digitally encrypted card that displays no numbers

Sir, I never heard of such a thing.

Me: You haven’t? Wow, you think you would considering you’re a scammer and I just wasted your time.

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