Oh no my social security benefits will be cancelled if I don’t press 1 now. 

So I pressed 1

Me: Hello 

Sir may I get your full name please.

Me: You called me, shouldn’t you have that information.

Yes, we just need to confirm.

Me: Okay tell me who I am and I will confirm yes if I am that person.

Sir that is not how it works.

Me: Okay what is your name?

Sir that is not the question.

Me: Okay how does this work?

Sir I will tell you as soon as I get your name.

Me: So if I give you my name you will tell me how you will scam me.

{thought for sure he would hang up, but he must’ve not heard me say scam}

Yes sir

Me: I’d rather not.

Sir we will cancel your social security benefits.

Me: Go ahead

Sir we will call the local authorities as well

Me: Go ahead

Sir this is very serious

Me: Yup, a serious scam.

F-You

Me: So I take it you’re not with social security and I have nothing to worry about then.

F-You A-Hole

Me: I bet you were going to ask me to pay using gift cards I bought from Walgreens too. 

F-You

{click, the scammer hung up}

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