Apparently my AAA card expired. So I called them. OMG.
Sir, why did you let your membership expire?
Me: hmm, do I have to have a reason?
Well, Sir if you would like us to reactivate your old number we need a valid reason why you forgot to renew.
Me: Seriously, can’t you just renew the card?
No, Sir we need a valid reason.
Me: How about I just get a brand new membership and not give you a reason at all?
Sir, just give me a reason and we can activate your card.
Me: I forgot
Sir, you forgot what?
Me: Why the hell did I even bother to call you?
Sir, you called to renew your membership.
Me: There you go
Sir, there I go what?
Me: Use that as my reason
Sir, what reason?
Me: Nevermind…I think waterboarding myself would be more pleasant than staying on this call.
Have fun with that Sir.
<they hung up>