Hey Rob we would really like you to join our team.

Me: Join or Lead?

Them: Join, we already have a leader.

Me: And what would you pay me to Join your team?

Them: {tosses out a figure}

Me: Hmm, and what do you pay your leader?

Them: {hesitates…then tosses out a figure}

Me: Nah, I’ll stay where I am… I pay myself more than you pay your leader.

Them: Would you reconsider?

Me: Sure, but it would require you to pay me triple what you are paying your leader.

Them: Oh, okay…so I guess we should keep looking.

Me: Or find a way to pay me.

{they hung up}

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 36 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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