Press 1 to be connected to our Visa/Mastercard specialist.

{me pressing 1 knowing full well its a scammer}

Scammer {speaks before I can even say Hello}: F you 

Me: Hello, Hi, Hey would all be acceptable answers, but F you is not. You really need more training as a phone scammer.

Scammer: F You A-Hole

Me: Yeah I don’t think you are cut out for this. You just haven’t grasped how conversation is supposed to work.

Scammer: F You

Me: I would demand a refund from your English teacher apparently F You and F You A-Hole are the only phrases you are being taught. 

Scammer: F You A-Hole

Me: I really can’t imagine you have any luck scamming people with such a limited vocabulary, but I could be wrong.

Scammer: F You

Me: You know I usually try to keep you scammers on the line as long as I can, but honestly you are boring me, so I will say adios.

{I hung up}

{Scammer calls back and leaves a message… “F You”}

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