Hey Rob I didn’t get your email.

Me: Yes you did. And you opened and read it twice.

Them: What? How do you know this.

Me: This isn’t my first rodeo, when I need to send something important I track it. In your case an invoice.

Them: What? That’s invasion of privacy or something.

Me: No, it’s taking advantage of technology to know when someone opens the email I send them.

Them: So I read it, so what.

Me: So now you admit you lied.

Them: Well, you’re sending trackable email, that’s kind of weird.

Me: Again, available technology.

Them: I don’t know if I can trust you.

Me: Says the guy who just lied to me.

Them: Yeah, but you’re tracking email and knowing when we open and read it. That’s just wrong.

Me: Would you like to know how to track your own email?

Them: Heck yeah.

Me: Wow a hypocrite too.

Them: You’re a jerk

Me: So is that a YES or NO to the email I sent you?

Them: YES, I will get a payment to you

Me: Thank you

Them: {mumbles}

{Got payment 5 minutes later}

Want to know what program I use to track emails? Send me a reply and I will gladly share.