Hey Rob I didn’t get your email.

Me: Yes you did. And you opened and read it twice.

Them: What? How do you know this.

Me: This isn’t my first rodeo, when I need to send something important I track it. In your case an invoice.

Them: What? That’s invasion of privacy or something.

Me: No, it’s taking advantage of technology to know when someone opens the email I send them.

Them: So I read it, so what.

Me: So now you admit you lied.

Them: Well, you’re sending trackable email, that’s kind of weird.

Me: Again, available technology.

Them: I don’t know if I can trust you.

Me: Says the guy who just lied to me.

Them: Yeah, but you’re tracking email and knowing when we open and read it. That’s just wrong.

Me: Would you like to know how to track your own email?

Them: Heck yeah.

Me: Wow a hypocrite too.

Them: You’re a jerk

Me: So is that a YES or NO to the email I sent you?

Them: YES, I will get a payment to you

Me: Thank you

Them: {mumbles}

{Got payment 5 minutes later}

Want to know what program I use to track emails? Send me a reply and I will gladly share.

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

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