Hey Rob I didn’t get your email.

Me: Yes you did. And you opened and read it twice.

Them: What? How do you know this.

Me: This isn’t my first rodeo, when I need to send something important I track it. In your case an invoice.

Them: What? That’s invasion of privacy or something.

Me: No, it’s taking advantage of technology to know when someone opens the email I send them.

Them: So I read it, so what.

Me: So now you admit you lied.

Them: Well, you’re sending trackable email, that’s kind of weird.

Me: Again, available technology.

Them: I don’t know if I can trust you.

Me: Says the guy who just lied to me.

Them: Yeah, but you’re tracking email and knowing when we open and read it. That’s just wrong.

Me: Would you like to know how to track your own email?

Them: Heck yeah.

Me: Wow a hypocrite too.

Them: You’re a jerk

Me: So is that a YES or NO to the email I sent you?

Them: YES, I will get a payment to you

Me: Thank you

Them: {mumbles}

{Got payment 5 minutes later}

Want to know what program I use to track emails? Send me a reply and I will gladly share.

Rob is a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Serial Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.Rob's the author of "Social Media Debunked", "Share: 27 Ways To Boost Your Social Media Experience, Build Trust and Attract Followers" and "Lessons From The Dojo: 101 Ways To Improve Your Life, Business and Relationships", "Rob Versus The Scammers: Protecting The World Against Fraud, Nuisance Calls and Downright Phony Scams" & "Rob Versus The Morons: Overcoming Idiotic Customers With Wit, Sarcasm and A Take No Bullshit Attitude" and the coauthor of "Optimize This: How Two Carpet Cleaners Consistently Beat Web Designers On The Search Engines", "The #AskDrA Book Series: Easy & Practical Answers To Enjoying Life As A New Sleever", "No Experience Necessary: Social Media For The Boomers, Gen X-ers & The Over 50 Entrepreneur" and "Power Guesting: Insider Secrets To Profit From Being A Great Podcasting Guest" and contributor to "The Wise Guys Copywriting Handbook".Rob has also produced books for other clients including lawyers, speakers, doctors and real estate professionals.Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.