Was looking to upgrade my iPhone and saw TMobile had a great deal on a new iPhone, so I clicked the link on their site for more info.

To which they suggested I enter my number for a rep to text me. So I did. To which I immediately regretted. 

TMobile: Hi Sir, I see you requested more information.

Me: I see you have a deal on the new iPhone 

TMobile: Yes, may I ask what model you currently have? 

Me: iPhone 6

TMobile: Great. Will you be trading it in?

Me: Nope, not worth it. Can’t be updated to the latest iOS. 

TMobile: Oh, does it have damage? 

Me: Nope, in perfect condition. 

TMobile: Did you drop it? 

Me: Again, in perfect condition.

TMobile: Okay we can give you $35 trade in against an iPhone 8.

Me: Why would I want an iPhone 8 when they won’t be upgradable next year? I specifically asked about the Phone 12

TMobile: Sir your phone doesn’t qualify as a trade in against the new iPhone 

Me: OMG, are you daft? I specifically asked about the iPhone 12 and said I was NOT trading in my old phone. 

TMobile: That’s what I suggested an iPhone 8.

Me: Remind me why I’m engaging in this text conversation.

TMobile: You wanted information on the new iPhone 

Me: So you were paying attention. Okay so here’s what I want you to do…and I need you to text this back so I know you understand… “I am sorry for wasting your time, please forgive me.”

{No response}

Me: You still with me?

{message could not be delivered}
<apparently the rep blocked my number>

Guess TMobile is not getting my business.

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