Olivia the computer voiced representative from Visa Mastercard said I should press 1 for a liv operator so I could lower my interest rates.
{I was curious as to what a liv operator was so I pressed 1}
{apparently a liv operator is code for a thick accented foreign dude who doesn’t take kindly to having his time wasted}
Me: Hello
Liv Operator: Sir I see you pressed 1 to lower your interest rate is that correct.
Me: Sure
Liv Operator: Whats the card with the highest balance – is it a Visa or Mastercard?
Me: No idea
Liv Operator: Sir I see you make payments every month on time for the last six months and sometimes you make more than your minimum payment is that right?
Me: So you can see about my payment history but have no idea what the card with the highest balance is.
Liv Operator: Sir that is correct can you share that information with me?
Me: Okay I’ll play along
{thought for sure he would hang up, but he stuck with me}
Liv Operator: Can you share with me the card starting with 5
Me: Five? What five? This card starts with a 4?
Liv Operator: Sir I want your Mastercard number starting with 5
Me: No can do – I have a Visa and it starts with a 4.
Liv Operator: Okay read those numbers to me
Me: {make up 16 digits}
Liv Operator: Sir those numbers are incorrect.
Me: What do you mean they are incorrect… { I repeat the same 16 numbers I made up prior}
Liv Operator: Sir that number is not correct. Who issued that card?
Me: US Bank
Liv Operator: No Sir
Me: Are you calling me a liar? I have the card in front of me.
Liv Operator: Sir, I don’t believe you.
Me: That’s okay, I don’t believe you work for Visa Mastercard either you stupid scammer.
Liv Operator: You wasted my time you a-hole.
Me: Bwahahahaha
{he tried to hang up, I stayed on the line laughing, he picked up the phone to hear me laughing – finally the call disconnected}
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