The vehicle warranty scammers called…
…asked me for the make and model of my car.
Me: 2016 Amish Buggy
Them: Could you repeat that?
Me: 2016 Amish Buggy
Them: And how many miles are on your vehicle.
Me: No clue, it doesn’t have an odometer.
Them: What? Why not?
Me: Because it’s 1 sometimes 2 horsepower – not fast at all.
Them: Do you wish to keep it or trade it in?
Me: Well to tell you the truth I was looking to trade it on something with more color, maybe a sun roof, a stereo, brakes, turn signals, a steering wheel, four wheel drive…
{they hung up}
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