Hey Rob we are looking for someone cheap to do our SEO

Me: How’s that working out for you?

Them: Well we’ve been looking.

Me: Okay so why call me?

Them: Well we were hoping you’d give us a deal.

Me: Nope, keep looking. 

Them: You haven’t looked at our site yet.

Me: I heard all I needed.

Them: Huh?

Me: You said you are looking for cheap and immediately asked for a deal, I don’t do cheap or make deals. 

Them: So you aren’t going to help us?

Me: What do you think?

Them: I don’t know…are you?

Me: Well my prices start at XXX

Them: Holy shit…yeah we’ll need a deal.

Me: There’s your answer.

Them: What? What’s the answer?

Me: If I’m going to help you.

Them: I don’t get it.

Me: Exactly.

Them: You aren’t making sense.

Me: Look you can’t afford me, so keep looking.

Them: Why didn’t you just say that?

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.