Monday says, welcome Rob, we have issues for you to fix today.

Tuesday says, good morning Rob, thanks for coming in today, can you put out some fires?

Wednesday says, yo Rob…forget that coffee, no time for that…start fixing shit.

Thursday says…really don’t care what your name is, there’s no time for formalities…just dive in and get to work.

Friday says…if you say TGIF you’re fired. There is no TGIF for you…you need to focus and fix stuff fast.

Saturday says…oh you think you’re going to stay home and relax, screw you…get your ass to work. The shit pile is building up.

Sunday says…you look tired and exhausted so we’ll give you 6 hours to spend with family, then it’s back to the grind.

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.