Sir, unfortunately you called the wrong department, I can’t assist you.
You need to call (gives 10 digit number)
Me: That’s the number I called.
Sir did you press option 6, then 1, then 2
Me: Well I did press 6 then 1 but honestly I have no idea after that.
Sir, I can transfer you.
Me: Thank you.
{music plays in background while the person transfers me}
Hi Sir how can I help you?
Me: Hmm, didn’t I just speak to you.
Sir? No Sir I don’t believe so.
Me: Your name is Shaniqua right?
Well that is my name.
Me: So you did take my call, place me on hold then transfer the call back to yourself.
No Sir you must be mistaken.
Me: Or your company only hires people with your name and voice to answer all the calls.
{she hung up on me}
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