Sir, unfortunately you called the wrong department, I can’t assist you.

You need to call (gives 10 digit number)

Me: That’s the number I called.

Sir did you press option 6, then 1, then 2

Me: Well I did press 6 then 1 but honestly I have no idea after that.

Sir, I can transfer you.

Me: Thank you.

{music plays in background while the person transfers me}

Hi Sir how can I help you?

Me: Hmm, didn’t I just speak to you.

Sir? No Sir I don’t believe so.

Me: Your name is Shaniqua right?

Well that is my name.

Me: So you did take my call, place me on hold then transfer the call back to yourself.

No Sir you must be mistaken.

Me: Or your company only hires people with your name and voice to answer all the calls.

{she hung up on me}

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