Hey Rob I Heard You’re The Best.
Me: Well, I am many things, depends on who you ask.
Them: Hah, I heard from 4 people you are the best at SEO.
Me: Yes, that is one of the things I am very good at.
Them: Good I want the best.
Me: How can I help?
Them: I need my website optimized.
{Me quickly looking at site…thinking OMG, not a walk in the park by any stretch}
Me: You have a lot of content on the site.
Them: Yeah, and lots of videos too.
Me: Yes, hundreds of videos and a few hundred blog articles…and unfortunately zero optimization.
Them: Can you give me a price on fixing everything.
Me: Yup, but you’re not going to like it.
Them: So you’re telling me the price is going to be high.
Me: It’s going to be most likely way higher than you want.
Them: Why do you say that?
Me: Several reasons (1) your site is 6 years old with a massive amount of content (2) it’s going to take me time to optimize everything and (3) you’re not the first person to come to me with this type of request.
Them: Oh, so you can’t do it for a few hundred a month?
Me: Try a few thousand.
Them: Okay maybe I don’t need the best.
Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.
Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 55 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.
Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.
Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.
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