Yo, Rob why did you unfriend me?

{message I received through FB chat}

Me: Why does it matter?

Them: Well, we have been Facebook friends for years.

Me: And in all that time this is the first chat message you sent me.

Them: What’s thats supposed to mean?

Me: If you were concerned at all about being a friend you could have sent me a message long ago.

Them: Well, I didn’t know you would unfriend me.

Me: So you are one of those.

Them: One of those what?

Me: Someone who monitors their friends list so close you know exactly who unfriended you, then you reach out and say “yo, why did you unfriend me?” Just seems silly to me.

Them: Silly? I don’t think it’s silly at all. I want to know who my friends are and if they unfriended me I want to know why?

Me: Again…silly. And, honestly I’m glad I unfriended you. I shouldn’t have to give a reason why I unfriend social media followers whom I’ve never interacted with, have not conducted business with or seem to be mentally unstable.

Them: Unstable? F’ You!

{and he blocked me}

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