Ronnie Johnson is calling to offer me a FREE medical alert mobile system valued at $400

{actually it’s a voice automated system using computer AI to guide it along}

Me: Hello

Ronnie: I need to ask you a set of questions to see if you qualify?

Me: Ask away

Ronnie: Do you currently use a walker or a cane?

Me: Yes Johnny Walker with some sugar cane.

Ronnie: That’s wonderful. Do you currently live alone?

Me: Hmm, are going to stop over and keep me company?

Ronnie: Based on your answers I believe you qualify.

Me: Oh goody.

Ronnie: Do you understand what we are offering?

Me: A subscription to the scammer of the month club?

Ronnie: It’s a medical alert that you use anywhere in the USA and Canada.

Me: How about Mexico?

Ronnie: The system only works in the USA and Canada

Me: How about Europe?

Ronnie: The system only works in the USA and Canada

Me: Well what if I’m in Australia

Ronnie: The system only works in the USA and Canada

Me: How about if I’m in Karachi, Pakistan near your call center.

{a slight pause, then I hear a clicking sound followed by a foreign accented male voice who says…}

F*ck You A-Hole why you waste our time?

Me: So I take it I’m not getting the Free Medical Alert System

Scammer: Bhenchod {foreign curse word}

Me: Yeah well…you too buddy.

Scammer: F YOU!
{he finally hung up}

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience. Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 30 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more. Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business. Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.