Hey Rob I didn’t see your Black Friday or Small Business Saturday special so are you doing a Cyber Monday sale?

Me: NO

Them: Why not?

Me: Because I don’t need to.

Them: Why not?

Me: Why should I?

Them: Well everyone else is.

Me: I’m not everyone else.

Them: So no discount then.

Me: Nope.

Them: Well I would have bought from you if you offered a discount.

Me: So glad that’s not going to happen then.

{They unfriended and blocked me}

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.