Rob you can’t say that to a customer. You can’t treat them like that. And the customer is always right. 

Me: Says who?

Well all the customer service gurus out there.

Me: Pfft!

Are you saying you don’t agree or they are wrong?

Me: I’ve been an entrepreneur for 25 plus years and I’ve found being me (my sarcastic self) makes me more money then trying to be a disciple of the customer service rules and regulations.

But Rob you’re wrong.

Me: Am I really?

Yes I think so.

Me: Nope, I run my business how I see fit, taking on clients who match my personality and I don’t have to grovel to the whims of “I’m the customer and I’m right” demands.

Wow and you still have customers.

Me: Yup. 

I would never hire you.

Me: Says the guy who is already my client paying me a fortune to help him.

Oh right.

Me: See my system works.

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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