An Auto Warranty Scammer called me…

Them: Hi Sir, what is the make and model of your vehicle?

Me: 2006 Saturn Rocket

Them: A Saturn, is that correct?

Me: Yup, a Saturn Rocket.

Them: How many miles are on your Saturn

Me: Oh about a million miles.

Them: Are you sure about the miles?

Me: Oh yes, it been to space.

Them: It’s been where.

Me: Into space.

Them: I don’t understand.

Me: Its a rocket it goes into space, around the globe, it goes like 6100 miles per hour.

Them: I don’t need to know how fast it goes.

Me: Okay then.

Them: So it’s a Saturn then.

Me: Yes.

Them: Okay I think you qualify for our warranty program.

Me: Wow, that’s cool. I should tell NASA to call you guys they have hundreds of Saturn Rockets that need warranties.

Them: What? {5 second pause} You just f-ing wasted my time you F-er.

{they hung up}

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