Thank you for calling XYZ Corp can I help you?

Me: Yes extension 5814

Can I get your name?

Me: {I give my name}

Can you spell that?

Me: {Spelling out my name}

Can you go slower?

Me: No, pay attention if you are going to ask someone their name.

I will transfer you, is there anything else I can do for you?

Me: Besides transferring me?

Yes Sir, how else can I help you?

Me: You can order me a vanilla iced coffee

Sir I can’t do that?

Me: Then why did you ask?

Well okay I will transfer you now.

{15 seconds go by}

Sir that extension doesn’t seem to pick up. Can I help you with something?

Me: I think we already established you can’t help me.

Well, okay Sir, do you wish to leave a message?

Me: Not with you, you don’t pay attention, and I don’t have the time.

{ I hung up }

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