Thank you for calling XYZ Corp can I help you?
Me: Yes extension 5814
Can I get your name?
Me: {I give my name}
Can you spell that?
Me: {Spelling out my name}
Can you go slower?
Me: No, pay attention if you are going to ask someone their name.
I will transfer you, is there anything else I can do for you?
Me: Besides transferring me?
Yes Sir, how else can I help you?
Me: You can order me a vanilla iced coffee
Sir I can’t do that?
Me: Then why did you ask?
Well okay I will transfer you now.
{15 seconds go by}
Sir that extension doesn’t seem to pick up. Can I help you with something?
Me: I think we already established you can’t help me.
Well, okay Sir, do you wish to leave a message?
Me: Not with you, you don’t pay attention, and I don’t have the time.
{ I hung up }
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