Great concept or a lesson in patience?

Now instead of 8 choices of drinks, you have 300 and each person in line has to scroll through every flavor to see what they want.

As I’m standing about 5th in line the kid at front is being a mixologist (trying to put every flavor in his cup), then we have the couple who one can’t see so the other is reading all the flavors out load in an annoying drawl...I’m now wishing for a fast death.

Oh and I really want to scream, “OMG, pick a friggin’ flavor before I smash your face into the machine.

Finally my turn…

WTH out of Cream Soda!
Out of Cherry flavoring.
I hate this machine.

Now I’m looking at all the people who were in front of me enjoying their meals and I just want to take their drinks.

Finally…a flavor that works. Ugh, orange Sprite. Yuck! You people suck! This machine sucks!

My food is cold now from wasting a lifetime in line so people can have 300 choices.

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