Hey Rob can we send you our dynamic new DVD to watch?

Me: Seriously? Can’t you just email me a link to watch it?

Caller: No, our policy is to mail you a DVD.

Me: I’ll pass then.

Caller: It’s a fantastic presentation, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

Me: Well, if you send me a link I can enjoy it sooner, like right now.

Caller: It will only take 2-3 weeks to get to you, I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait.

Me: I could be dead in 2-3 weeks.

Caller: Well, in the case you’re still alive you have something to look forward to.

Me: I could be watching your presentation right now while you answered my questions.

Caller: So no DVD then?

Me: What do you think?

(The caller hung up)

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 36 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business.

Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.