Hey Rob can we send you our dynamic new DVD to watch?
Me: Seriously? Can’t you just email me a link to watch it?
Caller: No, our policy is to mail you a DVD.
Me: I’ll pass then.
Caller: It’s a fantastic presentation, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.
Me: Well, if you send me a link I can enjoy it sooner, like right now.
Caller: It will only take 2-3 weeks to get to you, I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait.
Me: I could be dead in 2-3 weeks.
Caller: Well, in the case you’re still alive you have something to look forward to.
Me: I could be watching your presentation right now while you answered my questions.
Caller: So no DVD then?
Me: What do you think?
(The caller hung up)