Hi Rob, I see you write blog articles for clients, right?

Me: Yes

Well, I need a series of articles written.

Me: Okay

I would like 2 articles per month to be put on my website and optimized.

Me: Okay

I need each article to mention my company, location and service multiple times in the articles too.

Me: Nope

What do you mean nope?

Me: That strategy is so outdated and not recommended.

Well who is the customer? This is what I want you to do.

Me: Nope

If you want my business then YES, you will write the articles as I want them.

Me: So basically you want me to write crap just so you can have some articles on your website. 

I don’t want crap. I want articles that rank.

Me: Well, that’s not how you get website blog articles to rank, but it is good way to turn off every reader who tries to read those articles. What you want are basically keyword stuffed POS articles that do nothing to engage the reader. 

Can you write them or not.

Me: I don’t write articles like that. I do however write pieces that are educational and centered on the user experience. We don’t keyword stuff articles. If that’s what you want you need to call someone…

{the caller hung up}

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Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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