OMG I’m dying laughing here.

{my cell phone rings}

Me: Hello 

Caller: Is this Unemployment

Me: Why, do you need a job?

Caller: I had a job, now I need to file for unemployment

Me: So you thought you could call on a Sunday at 7:30pm 

Caller: You answered, so yeah

Me: Well, just because I answer doesn’t mean I can help you

Caller: Is this unemployment or not

Me: So tell me about the job that canned your ass

Caller: Are you allowed to talk that way

Me: It’s Sunday and I’m the only one here

Caller: I was at this construction company

Me: And they fired you for no reason right

Caller: Well apparently they ran out of work

Me: So if I call them right now, will they say the same thing

Caller: Err, hmm, well…maybe

Me: So you were fired and it was your fault then

Caller: will that effect my unemployment

Me: It might

Caller: What do I do

Me: Well for starters make sure when you are calling unemployment that you call the right number

Caller: what? 

{caller hangs up}

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