OMG I’m dying laughing here.
{my cell phone rings}
Me: Hello
Caller: Is this Unemployment
Me: Why, do you need a job?
Caller: I had a job, now I need to file for unemployment
Me: So you thought you could call on a Sunday at 7:30pm
Caller: You answered, so yeah
Me: Well, just because I answer doesn’t mean I can help you
Caller: Is this unemployment or not
Me: So tell me about the job that canned your ass
Caller: Are you allowed to talk that way
Me: It’s Sunday and I’m the only one here
Caller: I was at this construction company
Me: And they fired you for no reason right
Caller: Well apparently they ran out of work
Me: So if I call them right now, will they say the same thing
Caller: Err, hmm, well…maybe
Me: So you were fired and it was your fault then
Caller: will that effect my unemployment
Me: It might
Caller: What do I do
Me: Well for starters make sure when you are calling unemployment that you call the right number
Caller: what?
{caller hangs up}
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