Hello Rob,

I recently was on the Anspach Media’s website and I’m seeing a lot of potential with what you guys can do.

One of our clients is a public speaker and we’ve helped him rank higher on Google and grow a HUGE social media following which has enabled him to leverage to get a ton more coaching clients and speaking engagements.

We’d love to do the same for you.

Let me know when you are available for a quick call?

Sarah H.
{using a gmail account and listing the name of the so-called company she works for with address, but no phone or website}

My response:

You say you went to my Anspach Media website, yet you are emailing me using an email which is not on that website. So most likely you scraped that email off of LinkedIn.

And evidently you have zero clue what we do, so NO I don’t think you can help me. Oh but by the way, I took the liberty of looking at your website and the SEO is horrible, no wonder you have to result in spamming people with misleading messages.

{27 minutes later}

Received an identical email from David S from the same company.

I reply:

David, tell Sarah to stop letting you copy messages, you need to learn how to send better emails, her’s was crap and now because you copied, your’s is crap too.”

{10 minutes later receive message from Sarah}

“F-You”

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Rob is affectionately known as “Mr. Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience.

Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 40 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, sarcasm, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more.

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