Had to go to Kmart to find something…UGH!

One register open…I’m 5 deep in line wondering what the hell is taking these morons so long to get the heck out of the store.

Okay my turn…

Sir do you have a Kmart rewards card?

Me: Just ring me up, I’m in a hurry.

Cashier: But it will only take a second.

Me: No just ring the purchase up please.

Cashier: Please look at the card terminal and answer the questions…
{Do you want to donate to St Jude’s Hospital}

Me: I rather not answer any questions, because I just want to get out the door.

Cashier: Please just answer the card terminal question.

Me: For the love of Pete…just ring the damn purchase up.
{Me pressing NO I don’t want to give}

Cashier: Now answer the next question.
{now there is 5 people in back of me, staring at me and wondering why the asshole is taking so long to buy his shit}

{Do you want your invoice printed, emailed or both}

Me: Can I just have the invoice.

Cashier: Sir you have to press the button saying your choice.

Me: Did I die? Is this hell?

Cashier: Thank you Sir, here’s your receipt. Come again soon.
{Next customer already had the sad look of defeat on her face as she stepped up to start the process of paying for her stuff)

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