Grr…spent 20 minutes on the phone going thru all the prompts
…entering in my account, my zip, my phone number to finally get a live operator who says…
“Sorry our system is down for maintenance, you could try back later tonight or tomorrow“.
Me: So why couldn’t your automated system tell me that right away instead of wasting 20 minutes of my life?
Them: Well Sir, that would require us to care a little, and since we are working from home fielding annoying calls all day our patience level is at zero.
Me: Sounds like you need a new job.
Them: Sounds like you need to mind your own business.
Me: Aren’t we a bit cranky.
Them: Sir if I was able to access your account I would delete it.
Me: Good thing it’s down…because you’ve given me your name so if my account goes down, so do you.
Them: F-You.
{they hung up}
*I’ve already taken the liberty of sending this conversation to the CEO of the company along with the name given by their phone rep.
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