Press 1 to be Connected to Our Idiot Scammers Who Don’t Stay On Script.

Sir I see you pressed 1 to lower your interest rate.

Me: Well I did press 1 but it didn’t seem to do anything, so I pressed 2, then 4, then 8, then 9, then the pound sign, then the asterisk symbol…and then you answered the call.

Scammer: Well Sir do you want to lower your rate or not.

Me: You’re kind of pushy.

Scammer: I don’t know what you said.

Me: Yes I want to lower my interest.

Scammer: What cards do you have?

Me: I have baseball cards, business cards, index cards and some credit cards which ones interest you?

Scammer: Sir, do you have a Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express card

Me: Go Fish.

Scammer: What you say?

Me: Hey where are you located?

Scammer: Why do you ask stupid questions?

Me: I see you don’t know how to stay on the script, I don’t think you’re cut out for this job.

Scammer: I’m you’re father.

Me: Oh, yeah that’s great line, but my name isn’t Luke and you’re no Darth Vader.

Scammer: F-you.

Me: So no lower interest rate then?

{He hung up}


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