Hey Rob are you going to the huge XYZ event in California?

{was the question that popped up on my Facebook messenger from someone who bought a few of my books years ago but I haven’t really communicated with since}

Me: How many people will be there?

Them: I dunno maybe 10,000

Me: Good gawd man, no way. That’s 9,990 more people than I typically see in a day.

Them: Yeah but (drops the name of some influencer) is going.

Me: Who?

Them: You know that YouTube celebrity that makes all those videos.

Me: Nope, doesn’t ring a bell

Them: Come on, you’re pulling my leg, everyone knows who that person is.

Me: I don’t get out much.

Them: Well (drops some more names) are going.

Me: Okay and?

Them: Well you should be there.

Me: Why?

Them: You would gain a lot of business.

Me: I already have a lot of business.

Them: You would gain more.

Me: How much more?

Them: I don’t know a lot more.

Me: Be specific

Them: So you want me to throw out a number

Me: Yes

Them: A lot.

Me: Then no, not going.

Them: Why? You will meet people and gain a lot of business.

Me: Yeah, I think this convo is over.

Them: Well, I’m going to the event.

Me: Why didn’t you lead with that?

Them: So you’re going

Me: Nope.

Them: But you said…

Me: Had you lead with that I could have said NO quicker and ended this conversation long ago.

{and I was magically unfriended and blocked}

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience. Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 30 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more. Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business. Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.