Melissa from the automobile center calling about reinstating my car’s warranty.

So I press 1 to continue.

Then James gets on the phone saying he’s from the warranty division of XXX (which is totally different than what Melissa said) and asks for the year, make and model of my car.

Me: Hi James can you repeat what you said.

Sir, the year, make and model of your vehicle.

Me: No before that, what company are you from?

{he hung up}

Darn I really hate when they don’t let me waste their time.

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