3 back to back nuisance calls.

#1) caller ID shows a local number
Me: Hello
Caller: you called?
Me: what do you mean I called
Caller: you called my number and I’m returning the call
Me: hmm, doubtful, but I think you’re testing the line for a live person.
Caller hung up.

Five minutes later…

#2) From 1800-945-2000 Chase Card (NOT)
Me: hello
Caller: this is Card Services
Me: the number comes up as Chase – are you Card Services or Chase?
Caller: Sir we are Card Services representing Chase, Citi, Bank of America Visa and MasterCard
Me: what do you want
Caller: we want to give you a lower interest rate
Me: great let’s have it
Caller: can you tell me the last 4 digits of your highest balance card
Me: no
Caller: and why not
Me: because I think we should play a game
Caller: what are the last 4 digits
Me: yes that’s the game…guess the digits
Caller: no sir just tell me the numbers
Me: oh don’t be a stick in the mud, guess
Caller hung up

4 minutes later…

#3 call from ?+1 (797)966
Me: yo what ya want
Caller: This is Card Services offering you a lower interest on your credit cards.
Me: sorry I beat you to it
Caller: Sir?
Me: I just broke into this home, tied the owners up and stole their credit cards, jewelry and car keys. Oh and I’m taking their phones too.
Caller: so they won’t be able to receive calls?
Me: nope
Caller hung up.