Some random idiot is texting me to see if I’d be open to an “As-Is” offer on some home an hour away from me that they believe I own. 

So I respond: What were you thinking?

Them: Can you tell me about the condition of the house? Any needed repairs? This will help me calculate $#

Me: Have you seen it?

Them: Yes, from the outside. I was curious how old the roof is, and the general interior condition.

Me: So you want to offer an “as-is” price but want to know all the details to possibly discount the “as-is” offer. Doesn’t seem like a good idea.

Them: Do you wish to sell the house or not.

Me: It’s not even my house, but I think it should get the best price.

Them: What do you mean it’s not your house.

Me: I don’t own it, never lived there and actually had no knowledge of the house prior to your text.

Them: WTF, you wasted my time.

Me: How so

Them: You could have just said I texted the wrong number

Me: Where’s the fun in that?

Them: {tries to call me – I reject the call} 

Them: Answer your phone

Me: No

Them: Answer your phone

Me: Why

Them: I need to talk to you

Me: Nah

Them: Answer your phone a-hole

Me: Nope

Them: I’m tired of texting you answer the call

Me: Stop texting me then

Them: You wasted my time

Me: Well stop texting me and your time wont be wasted

Them: I’m reporting you

Me: Again still wasting your time

Them: Shut up, stop texting me

Me: If you text me I will respond

Them: I’m going to report you

Me: Are your reporting me or just threatening to report me – why not just stop texting me before you have a heart attack

Them: You’re an ass stop texting me

Me: You know you can block my number and never see my responses

Them: I don’t care, I’m reporting you, stop replying

Me: So what offer did you want to make on the house

Them: Stop texting me

Me: Block me

{and finally I was blocked}

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