Some random idiot is texting me to see if I’d be open to an “As-Is” offer on some home an hour away from me that they believe I own.
So I respond: What were you thinking?
Them: Can you tell me about the condition of the house? Any needed repairs? This will help me calculate $#
Me: Have you seen it?
Them: Yes, from the outside. I was curious how old the roof is, and the general interior condition.
Me: So you want to offer an “as-is” price but want to know all the details to possibly discount the “as-is” offer. Doesn’t seem like a good idea.
Them: Do you wish to sell the house or not.
Me: It’s not even my house, but I think it should get the best price.
Them: What do you mean it’s not your house.
Me: I don’t own it, never lived there and actually had no knowledge of the house prior to your text.
Them: WTF, you wasted my time.
Me: How so
Them: You could have just said I texted the wrong number
Me: Where’s the fun in that?
Them: {tries to call me – I reject the call}
Them: Answer your phone
Me: No
Them: Answer your phone
Me: Why
Them: I need to talk to you
Me: Nah
Them: Answer your phone a-hole
Me: Nope
Them: I’m tired of texting you answer the call
Me: Stop texting me then
Them: You wasted my time
Me: Well stop texting me and your time wont be wasted
Them: I’m reporting you
Me: Again still wasting your time
Them: Shut up, stop texting me
Me: If you text me I will respond
Them: I’m going to report you
Me: Are your reporting me or just threatening to report me – why not just stop texting me before you have a heart attack
Them: You’re an ass stop texting me
Me: You know you can block my number and never see my responses
Them: I don’t care, I’m reporting you, stop replying
Me: So what offer did you want to make on the house
Them: Stop texting me
Me: Block me
{and finally I was blocked}
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