The redneck town I live in…

Ironically, when I took this picture the person in the vehicle thought I was snapping her license plate and followed me. She approached with “why’d ya take a picture of my license plate?”.

Me: I don’t even know who you are.

Her: Well, what are you taking pictures of?

Me: The sign.

Her: What sign?

Me: The sign where they spelled Saturday wrong.

Her: Oh, well I’m having a rough week and don’t like people taking pics of my car.

Me: Again I have no clue who you are, but we are in public and your license plate is there for everyone to see.

Her: So you are taking pictures of my plate.

Me: No, again no clue who you are, taking pics of the sign, your car was in the way. Anything else?

The person drives away. I’m thinking she’s the reason the sign is spelled wrong.

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