This is your final courtesy call…press 1 to be get a lower interest rate on your credit card now.

{me pressing 1}

Me: Hellooooo

Caller (with a thick foreign accent): Hi this is Zack Henderson with the top Visa / MasterCard office.

Me: I’m sorry, you are who?

Caller: Zack Henderson

Me: Of the Pakistani Hendersons?

{the guy stayed on script and ignored me}

Caller: Which of your credit cards has the highest interest rate?

Me: No idea…but it should be in my records, why don’t you tell me?

Caller: Sir, I have no idea, that’s why we are calling you.

Me: Wow, so you are from the top office of Visa Mastercard and you have no freaking clue what my interest rate is.

Caller: Do you want a lower interest or not?

Me: How can you give me a lower interest rate if you don’t know what my current rate is?

Caller: Sir, that’s not how it works.

Me: Well here in America that’s exactly how it works son, but I’m sure in Pakistan nobody has a clue.

Caller: F-You

Me: So is your company going to give me another final courtesy call tomorrow?

Caller: We might call you again 2 more times today.

Me: I’ll be waiting.

Caller: F-You
{and he hung up}

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