The name game…nope, not today!

Call taker: May I have your name please?

Me: What’s wrong with your name?

Call taker: Sir, can you give me your name?

Me: Well, my parents gave me this name, I think they would be upset if I gave it away.

Call taker: Sir, please spell your name.

Me: R-O-B-E-R-T

Call taker: Sir can you please slow down?

Me: R—O—B—E—R—T

Call taker: Sir I’m not an idiot.

Me: R O B E R T okay?

Call taker: Can you repeat that?

Me: I said it 3 freaking bloody times, slow, slower and regular.

Call taker: Okay sir last name now.

Me: I don’t think I have enough patience to go through that process again.

Call taker: Sir, we need that information to proceed.

Me: You can go on without me.

Call taker: hang on sir

Me: For what?
{another voice comes on}

Call taker 2: Sir I would be glad to help you

Me: Oh goody

Call taker 2: May I have your name please?

Me: Oh we’re playing this game again. Nope, not today. I’m out.

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