Hey Rob since you are helping us with our digital marketing we want you to join our Friday morning conference calls.

Me: When.

Them: Friday

Me: I got that, what time.

Them: 9am

Me: What time zone?

Them: PST

Me: No

Them: Yes that’s the time

Me: Then No I won’t be joining you.

Them: Why not.

Me: Well your 9am is noon my time.

Them: What? I thought you were in our time zone?

Me: What gave you that impression?

Them: Well you came highly recommended by two people I know who live here.

Me: Not seeing why that has to do with me living in your time zone.

Them: So you can’t be on the conference call?

Me: Record it and I’ll listen to it later or have your team jump on the call earlier.

Them: How about I make the call at 7am PST which is 10am EST will that work.

Me: Yes.

{proceeds to schedule conference call – day of call wastes 30 minutes making intros and I spoke for maybe 2 minutes – this was worse than being trapped in a group chat – told them no more conference calls…ever. Next time email me the transcript}

Rob is affectionately known as “Mr Sarcasm” to his friends - to everyone else he’s a Certified Digital Marketing Strategist, a Foremost Expert On Specialized SEO, a Best Selling Author, Podcaster, Speaker and Authority Broadcaster who can help amplify YOU to your audience. Rob has authored, coauthored or produced over 30 books covering social media, search engine optimization, podcasting, copywriting, personal injury law, weight loss, military law, life lessons, scams, customer service and more. His book clients include lawyers, speakers, doctors, real estate professionals and more. Rob is also host of The E-Heroes Interview Series available on Apple, Amazon, Google Play, Stitcher, Spotify & many other podcast channels. Rob works inside corporations across the globe, helping companies generate new revenue and capture online business. Rob is also available to share talks and give interviews. To learn more and to get started visit www.AnspachMedia.com or call Anspach Media at (412)267-7224 today.