Received call from 502-918-8592

Me: Hello

Them: Yes, you requested information about tax debt consolidation.

Me: Nope

Them: Well your number came up as someone who needs tax debt consolidation.

Me: Came up where?

Them: On our computer. So can I transfer you to a tax debt specialist.

Me: Well I have no tax debt.

Them: Great, I would like to transfer you to a specialist.

Me: Ah, no…

Specialist: Sir this is the Tax Debt Specialist how can I help you?

Me: Why did you call me?

Specialist: Because you’re on our list.

Me: List for what?

Specialist: Your number came up as someone who needs our help.

Me: Which number?

Specialist: I can’t say as you were transferred to my department.

Me: This is like a circular conversation.

Specialist: So Sir how much tax debt do you owe?

Me: None, zero, zip, zilch, nada, nil, nothing…got it?

Specialist: So why did you take the call and waste our time.

Me: Oh I dunno, I guess I wanted to see how this scam works.

Specialist: F-You

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