Hey aren’t you the “F*ck You” guy?

(a message I received on FB chat from a non-friend)

Me: I’m the what now?

Them: That’s what all the scammers and morons say to you after you waste their time and give them sarcastic answers.

Me: Ha ha ha…I guess I am then.

Them: Yeah, I love those books.

Me: Awesome, thank you.

Them: You should write another.

Me: Funny you should say that…I’m producing book 3 now.

Them: Awesome, when will it be out?

Me: Probably September.

Them: Why so long?

Me: Well I have other books I’m working on.

Them: You write other books?

Me: Well, yah.

Them: Are they funny.

Me: That depends on how much you’ve been drinking or how medicated you are I suppose.

Them: So that’s a No

Me: Sure

Them: Why didn’t you just say NO?

{Oh I knew right there how this was going to end}

Me: Oh I don’t know, maybe because NO just doesn’t sound funny.

Them: F*ck you.

Me: Well at least I’m living up to your title now.

Them: F*ck you.

Me: That’s Mr F*ck You to you.

{he then blocked me}

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