Me: Yup, suppose so.

Store clerk: Do you truly need all those apps?

Me: Well they all serve a purpose.

Store clerk: Well if they aren’t saving you money at our store then they aren’t serving the right purpose.

Me: I’m thinking I don’t need your app.

Store clerk: But then you won’t get our great deals.

Me: I’ll pass

Store clerk: Sir I’m sure there is one app you can delete so you can add ours.

Me: Probably not.

Store clerk: Okay then have at it – delete anyone then download our app.

Me: You know what, I don’t want your app…

Store clerk: You need our app.

Me: I need to leave.

Store clerk: Give me your phone and I’ll download the app and set it up for you.

Me: I’m going to throat punch you.

{Store clerk yells for security}

{Security now wants to know why I threatened the store clerk with violence. Wonders why I just didn’t download the app.}