Kind Sir, I hope this text finds you well.

Me: I wish it didn’t find me at all.

Them: We have heard you are a person of great moral character.

Me: Yes my greatness is far reaching.

Them: We have a proposition that we think you would find beneficial.

Me: Wow, we don’t even know each other and you are already propositioning me.

Them: Our great leader died with a large sum of money and we need your help in transferring those funds to your local bank. To which we will pay you handsomely.

Me: Died you say…with lots of money, hmm.

Them: Yes, and we need your help transferring it.

Me: How much money?

Them: We can’t say until you answer some questions.

Me: I can’t answer your questions until you tell me how much.

Them: It’s a Pile of money.

Me: Take a picture of the pile of money so I know you are telling me the truth.

Them: It’s an expression.

Me: What is?

Them: There is no pile, we said that so you would know it’s a lot.

Me: Well no pile, no deal.

{no reply for 15 minutes}

Them: Sorry we found someone else to help us.

Me: Someone with more moral character than me, that didn’t ask you for a picture of the pile of money?

Them: F YOU

{tried to respond, the number came back blocked}

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